Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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