Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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