In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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