We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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