he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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