Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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