You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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