you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
