i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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