smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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