Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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