the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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