Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
His hands were made for my vagina.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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