return my video game
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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