Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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