It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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