I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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