I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Randomize
