THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
50% drunk capacity currently
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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