Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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