If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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