At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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