haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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