At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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