i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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