do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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