it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
is wine microwaveable?
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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