goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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