Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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