why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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