The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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