its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
The air taste purple.
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