I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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