Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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