I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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