We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?