Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap