Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.