He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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