Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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