hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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