She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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