Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I believe in your delicious
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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