I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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