Please, let me fuck your mom
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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