I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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