The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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