walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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