the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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