Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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