Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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