So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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