So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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