Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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