I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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