who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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