i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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